Thursday, July 29, 2010
Local Copper Needs Some Marrow
From Claycord.com:
"Sgt. Brian Carter has worked for the Martinez Police Department since 2000. The 36-year-old father of two young sons was diagnosed last year with Non Hodgkin’s Lymphoma, an aggressive form of cancer involving the cells of the immune system. His cancer went into remission after he underwent chemotherapy and radiation, but returned recently and he must undergo a stem cell transplant at Stanford Hospital, according to Martinez Police Commander Gary Peterson."
Thanks to Claycord.com for making us aware of Sgt. Carter's battle. If you can help out, just follow Claycord's link (above) for more info!
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Get there...but safely.

We first saw this picture on The Crossover. HM had some perspectives about the aftermath of an incident of this magnitude. I've got my own...but they're about what happens before the incident and how to avoid the incident altogether.
Let me start by saying, I wasn't driving the Santa Maria PD patrol car involved. I don't know the officer involved. I don't know anything about the incident above what was reported...which was he was responding as a cover car in the pursuit of a burglary suspect. My opinions about officers and speed are not specific to this incident; however, it does serve as a serious reminder about the dangers of outdriving one's abilities.
For those not in the know, let's look at some cop lingo. Code 3 means activating the emergency lights and siren. The purpose behind rolling code 3 is to get other vehicles out of the way so we can get to where we need to go. As my sergeant is fond of saying, "You can drive 10 MPH and still be code 3." All too often, we equate driving code 3 to hauling ass. Not only is that inaccurate, but it can be unsafe.
On the flip side, we have pursuit driving. Pursuit driving should always include rolling code 3, but not every code 3 run is pursuit related. Pursuit driving is typically faster and infinitely more dangerous.
Cops are prototypically engineered to dig on adrenaline. Very little else in life floods the body with adrenaline like driving at triple digits with your hair on fire en route to a dangerous detail where no one knows what's happening. Danger, drama, the unknown? Oh, hell yes! Gets me fired up simply typing it!
The problem comes with a few different issues. First, tunnel vision. Everything around you closes down to just what is immediately in front of you. We become uber-focused on where we're going and what we'll do when we get there that the simple act of actually getting there becomes secondary.
The second issue, appropriately enough, is in fact arriving. How can I expect to help the distressed citizen, the beaten wife, the molested child, my partner fighting for his life if I'm driving outside of my capabilities and end up looking like the destroyed patrol car above?
The solution? Slow it down and drive within your ability. I'm not saying drive Miss Daisy, but clear those intersections at a speed that resembles a vehicle and not a rocket ship. Break out of your tunnel vision. Move your head and eyes side to side. Make it an exaggerated movement, because it won't be as extreme as you think it is.
If you get that adrenaline rush and ignore your training, experience, and common sense, you run the serious risk of not being a help to anyone...because now vital resources have to be diverted to come to your aid.
You won't help anyone by getting there any quicker. I've always loved the old shooting adage "Slow is smooth. Smooth is fast." It applies to a hell of a lot more than shooting.
Stay safe. Slow down. Look. Get there.
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Let's talk about speed

Most people think of speeding as exceeding the posted speed limit. While that is technically correct, there is more to it than that. Let me ask you a question. What is the "safe speed" for driving while reading the paper? What about while watching a movie on your inappropriately and illegally placed GPS/DVD player? Ladies, how about while your slappin' on the war paint?
Here's the CA vehicle code section:
Basic Speed Law
22350. No person shall drive a vehicle upon a highway at a speed greater than is reasonable or prudent having due regard for weather, visibility, the traffic on, and the surface and width of, the highway, and in no event at a speed which endangers the safety of persons or property.
Nowhere in the section does it mention divided attention or other distracting habits most of us participate in while we're driving. I contend, however, it is implicit...not to mention, common sense (a concept well documented to be lacking). Common sense should tell you that reading the paper while you're driving is inherently unsafe. I would say the safe speed for all of the above listed activities is zero.
If you're scooting along at 35 mph and the speed limit is 35 mph and you are doing any of the above, you are speeding. Your speed is neither reasonable nor prudent. Don't be surprised when I stop you and tell you that very thing.
Oh...and if you pitch a fit? Yeah...get ready to explain yourself in court.
Monday, July 19, 2010
Civilian Review Boards
From the KRON4 news article: "Existing laws allows the board to contract with outside auditing entities, but the new law enables the board to also establish two BART police oversight entities: an independent police auditor and a citizen review board." You can see the entire article here.
As I've said previously in the post about being videotaped, I have no problem with my actions being documented. What I do have an issue with is a civilian telling me how to do my job. When my water heater breaks down I don't tell the plumber how I think he should be doing his job. Why? Because I know fuck all about plumbing. I'm relying on the fact that the plumber is sufficiently trained and knows more about his job than me. That'd be why I'm paying him.
You wanna Monday morning quarterback me? Go to the Academy for the five/six month training and learn what it's like to do my job. Get some experience. Walk a mile in my boots. One of my biggest pet peeves is listening to talking heads or, worse yet, random people on the street that the media interviews talk about how the job should be done. I don't have an issue with people asking questions in an effort to educate themselves (obviously...that's why I have the Ask MC posts), but making judgements about what was done based on a very short cell phone video clip is ignorant.
How many times have we heard, "Well, that cop should have shot the gun out of his hand!"? This ain't Hollywood and it sure as hell isn't the way we train. Not only is that kind of thinking ridiculous, it's dangerous. There's a reason we shoot for center mass, people. It's the largest part of the body. It always makes me laugh when people say we should shoot someone in the leg or arm. These are people who: a) watch too much TV and b) have never held, let alone shot, a weapon before.
There is a reason every department has an IA division (Internal Affairs). Those folks are cops. They've done the job. Are they well liked? Not typically; however, I'd rather be judged by them than by a civilian with no policing experience. I'm not looking for a break from IA because we share the badge, but at least I can be confident that they know what my job entails.
Sunday, July 18, 2010
Happy takes over...Crossover Ep. 1
I'm your resident Paramedic and I'd like to touch on a few issues from time to time. Thanks to MC for hosting this exchange, I hope to live up to his bawdiness.
I've got an important subject to cover that comes up very infrequently, but after seeing this image recently it is something I want to cover.

Officer Damon Bandenell is recovering from what are described as minor injuries, even though the car seems to tell a different story. Read more at http://www.kcoy.com/Global/story.asp?S=12792890
When you are involved in an accident, injury or anything else where we will need to treat you, we will need you disarmed. You guys are trained to draw and protect your weapon so much you can do it in your sleep. Unfortunately for me and my associates, this can become a hazard if you regain consciousness and feel threatened. Imagine loud voices, strange smells and you are hurt. Tell me honestly your first reflex won't be to your hip.
Let's have two conversations. First, to the LEO who is being treated:
Speaking of removing things undamaged, this will also go for your duty belt as well as your service weapon and ALL other weapons you have. If possible, I always get another officer to disarm you since they are trained at doing so. usually there are some bars or stripes nearby to take custody of the belt so rest assured we're not leaving it on the side of the road.
If we leave your backup weapon, mace, taser, etc, you can still be a dangerous person in the ambulance and the hospital or both the rescuers and yourself. So now you're half naked, disarmed and on your back.
Hi there.
Everything we're doing is what needs to be done. Don't want the oxygen on? I don't want to fight you but chances are I'm not pulling it out for fun. Hate needles? You shoot people. If I'm trying to stick you, you need it.
Chances are we will have another officer in the ambulance or following closely. I've even been graced with a police escort to the hospital. No phone calls allowed. besides think of getting that phone call while trying to put the kids to bed, "Honey it's me (sirens in the background) I'm OK, I'll call you back after they get me to the hospital."
Yeah, um...no.
To the Officer doing the disarming: Please listen to us and co-ordinate your actions with ours to ensure the tasks of treating and disarming can be done successfully. If we are using cervical spine precautions, the person holding the head is in charge, since the neck can be most fragile. they also have the best view of the patient from that spot. If you tell them what you need done, they can co-ordinate it with the other rescuers. If we need to roll them, it needs to happen as a team. Tweaking one hip up to get a duty belt out could ruin every precaution we are trying to take.
Also, use your jargon when speaking to the patient, your injured officer. If they hear familiar language they will likely relax and let it happen more so than if you call out "John, dude, gimme your gun!"
As soon as you have the duty belt and weapon removed, secure it as you need to, we need to get in and do our work.
So to sum up: You will be confused. You will be disarmed. We'll do our best to keep your gear workable for tomorrow. Let us do what we need to do to keep you healthy and safe.
I'd expect nothing less from you. Got a question?
Hit me up at thehappymedic@gmail.com
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
The Crossover
Why in the hell would we do such a thing? Well, frankly, we've both got some shit to say to our respective comrades across the aisle, if you will. Some of it may be critical and some of it may be light-hearted. All of it, however, will be (as per usual) educational, entertaining, and from the heart.
Police and Fire have had a long-standing and time-honored tradition of giving one another a hard time. At the end of the day, we both joined our respective service because we felt a need to help others. That is truly the spirit in which Happy and I write and why we feel confident in giving over control to the other.
The first post will be scheduled very soon...so stay tuned!
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Teamwork
Yet another reason I love my job...teamwork. Since my wildly disappointing high school basketball career was the highlight of my teamwork in the sports field, I couldn't be happier to be a part of a team that wins one from time to time in my chosen profession.
The team mentality is a special one and the home it has found in public service is unique. A fact to which both cops and firefighters can attest. Today was one of those days. We didn't save the world and most of the citizens in Town (with a few dozen exceptions) will be none the wiser, but I was proud to be a part of the team today.
First thing out of the gate, dayshift units respond to the other end of Town for the report of subjects breaking into cars. Long story short, we (and by we, I mean a trainee...credit where it's due and all) caught the two little pricks that were responsible. Here's where the teamwork comes in...
All of the victims lived in the trainee's beat. There were something along the lines of ten to twelve separate victims of both auto burgs and vandalisms (both felony and misdemeanor). The trainee caught the responsible parties. He was going to be in for a long day of writing paper, interviews, and transporting. The other beat officers and myself took paper on all the victims.
This is what I'm talking about when it comes to teamwork. There were no traffic related issues with this caper...but I still took three reports. This crime only occurred in one beat...but the other beat cops took between six and eight other reports between them. None of us bitched about it, we just did our job.
Sure, it sucked having to be cooped up in the PD to write all the reports we had, but it was a great job by the trainee and all involved. We got the job done today. Two shitbirds went to juvenile hall. A bunch of citizens feel vindicated about their police department. We were initially greeted with understandable anger ("Hey, your car got broken into.") and then gratitude ("We caught the little bastards.")
So, kudos, to my teammates at Town PD. I was proud of all of us today!
Friday, July 9, 2010
Mehserle
Johannes Mehserle letter to the public
The Grant family has asked repeatedly for admission and apology. Do you think this will quell lawlessness and animosity? Me, neither. I can neither put myself in the shoes of Grant's family nor those of Mehserle's family...not to mention the man, himself.
OPD Motor Competition
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Recognition
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
The Dead Horse
This is why I write damn near every seatbelt violation I see. This is why I put up with your "I just left the bank" bullshit. If you're too stupid to put the damn thing on, I will act as your common sense. I will impact your wallet. I will piss you off. In reality, though, you are pissed that I caught you being an irresponsible dumbass. In reality, I may have saved your life. Don't believe me? Check this out...
Monday, July 5, 2010
So, you say you want Justice?

Other than one post, I've avoided posting about Mehserle for a year and a half now; however, since I run the risk of being directly impacted this week when the verdict is reached, I figured now was as good a time as any to give my opinion.
187. (a) Murder is the unlawful killing of a human being, or a fetus,
with malice aforethought.
192. Manslaughter is the unlawful killing of a human being without malice.
It is of three kinds:
(a) Voluntary--upon a sudden quarrel or heat of passion.
(b) Involuntary--in the commission of an unlawful act, not amounting to felony;
or in the commission of a lawful act which might produce death,
in an unlawful manner, or without due caution and circumspection.
This subdivision shall not apply to acts committed in the driving of a vehicle.
**I've not added the third as vehicular doesn't apply here.**
Sunday, July 4, 2010
Saturday, July 3, 2010
ASK MC
I'm seeing reports of officers demanding that cameras be turned off and images deleted, confiscating cameras or memory cards, or even arresting photographers. I'm not talking about protesters filming each other as they engage in riot, I'm talking about folks photographing public buildings, photographing police action from across the street, or even posting video or photos to the web after the fact when it went unnoticed during the incident in question.
In short, police have a well-established power to photograph and video their interactions with citizens, but increasingly seem to feel that there is no reciprocal right. Where do you stand on that?
Friday, July 2, 2010
They could all end like this
JONESBORO, Ark. — Two pieces of raw video surfaced late Wednesday, June 30, showing cop killers Jerry Kane and his 16-year-old son, Joseph Kane, murdering West Memphis Police Officers Bill Evans and Brandon Paudert along Interstate 40 on May 20th. Evans had pulled over a minivan driven by 45-year-old Kane, who during the traffic stop is seen leaving his minivan at Evans' request.
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One video, taken from Officer Evans' vehicle, shows that initial part of the stop, as well as a view from Paudert's vehicle as he arrives on the scene and swings in behind Evans' SUV. Then, the teenager is seen exiting the passenger side of the van and opening fire with an AK-47. Minutes later, the video shows both suspects returning to the van and taking off.
A second video, taken from dashboard and surveillance cameras mounted above the parking lot of the West Memphis Walmart, shows the gun battle that took place approximately 90 minutes later, when police found the suspects in a Wal-Mart parking lot.
"Prosecutor Mike Walden says Jerry and Joseph Kane would have faced capital murder charges had they not been killed in a shootout with police in the parking lot of a West Memphis Walmart in May," reported Chuck Bartels of the Associated Press.
WMCTV News reported that Wakden further said, "It has not been a difficult call for this office to say that this was a justified shooting."