There...I feel better. I was contacted over my vacation by Frank Davison on behalf of a new website for our friends on the big, shiny, red trucks...or at least those that want to become one of them. Frank's website has taken on the task of providing a comprehensive and user friendly site to pursue a fire science degree...in damn near all 50 states.
Since I'm all about sharing the love with my smoke eating friends, I've included a link on the "Send in Fire" blogroll and you can also click on the site name...appropriately dubbed FireScienceDegree.com.
Man, you fire guys is clever.
Fire Science:
ReplyDeleteLesson 1--Learn to work the Barcalounger.
Lesson 2--Learn to work the remote control for the big
screen TV
Lesson 3--Wash the Fire Truck (probationers only)
Lesson 4--Take Fire Truck to grocery store to buy
food for lunch. Smile back at the pretty
wives.
Lesson 5--Cooking Lunch. Eating lunch.
Lesson 6--Studying TV guide.
Lesson 7--Take Fire Truck, through afternoon traffic
this time, to grocery store to buy food
for dinner.
Lesson 8--Cooking dinner. Eating dinner.
Lesson 9--Go to old folks home, pick up old lady
who fell down and put her on ambulance.
Smile at all the other old people.
Lesson 10-Sleeping
Repeat. Graduate from Fire Science College with Fireman uniform on.
Did I miss anything?
You know what cops and firemen have in common? They both wanna be firemen!
You know what else, fire guys? Real men don't "stage".
To all my firefighter buddies out there...you're the best!